I didn’t think the superpower thing would be very useful but man oh man it’s an absolute power trip. I was late for work yesterday and I was thinking to myself, “I’ll just use my super speed”. It only took me two minutes to brush my teeth, eat breakfast and get to my workplace. On the down side there is this massive hole in my door. Gotta remember that I’m near invulerable and have to remember to open doors and shit. Of course, I see a cute girl and I also have to resist the urge to use my x-ray vision to check her out. Darn my morality! What’s a Kansas farm boy gotta to do to get some action in this town?. Do you know how hard it is for a superhero to get a date these days? Now my buddy Bruce, absolutely none of these problems though he has problems sleeping at night.