AL donated to my cause without me even posting my donation link. I guess that’s because we are in cahoots for the Seattle Marathon.

Please support me:

http://www.active.com/donate/tntwaak/daniel42

Read on to learn about the exciting gifts your generous contribution will get you!

I guess I was inspired by the pledge drives I see regularly on KBTC / KCTS or hear over on KEXP.

Host A: Well B why don’t we tell our audience at home the fa-bu-lous gifts they will receive for their generous contributions.

Host B: At $25 level, you’ll be emailed a copy of “Conflct over Agamemnon”. A delightful little 50000 word novella. Full of drama and excitement! It’s about a ninja, a barista and a ship captains entangled in an intergalactic battle spanning the galaxy. It’s completely unedited and has never been released to the public.

Host A: That’s so exciting. I’ve read some excerpts and it made me want to hurl but in a good way. What other exciting gifts do our contributers get?

Host B: At $50 level, we’ll email you a copy of the novella and burn it on a CDR for you. Yes yes it’s all very exciting. At $100 level, we’ll get Daniel to autograph hard copies of the manuscript for our contributors. Each copy is individually numbered and sure to be a collector’s item sometime between now to infinity.

Host A: How about gifts for people who contribute above that level?

Host B: I’m so glad you asked that question.
At the $250 level, you’ll get a autographed copy of the EP that Daniel is about to start working on with his collaborators. You’ll get to hear the fine electric bass playing and rhythm that Daniel is infamous for. Along with the EP, you’ll also get an autographed hard copy of the manuscript.
At the $500 level, you’ll get to attend a party hosted by Daniel where he’ll drink 4 beers and proceed to read select excepts from the manuscript. If you’ve never seen Daniel in person with lots of alcohol in him, it’s one of the funniest things around. Unfortunately as Daniel is training for a marathon, he won’t be able to do this until after the marathon on Nov 26.
At the $1000 level, Daniel will be giving away the ipod nano and the collection of songs on it he used while training for the marathon. Yes yes this is a very exclusive offer and stock is definitely going to be limited!

Host A: Thank you B for the rundown on the fa-bu-lous gifts. If these gifts are not sufficiently enticing, don’t forget all the altruistic reasons for donating, it’s both good karma and tax deductible.